In the begining

My name is Tom. I am 32 years old, I stand 6'5", I weigh 500 lbs, and I am going to die. I am going to die much sooner unless I do something, anything to change the fact that I weigh 500 lbs.  This blog is my inane, and insane ramblings about the journey I am undertaking. Will I fail? Probably. Will I still try? Absolutely. While I do want to die, I don't want to die like this. I want to die as the result of something else. 

Do not misunderstand my words. I do not have a death wish. If that was the case, I would do nothing differently. There would be no blog, no diet, no exercise regime. There would just be me, fat and happy.

This Blog is going to chronicle my journey. From my current weight of 500 lbs, to Fit. Whatever that may be. I will piss, moan, whine, complain, and procrastinate. My sarcasm, and rapier sharp wit will in turn provide comedic gold for those of you reading this.